FACT:
Math homework is finito. Chemistry, however, is not.

FACT:
It is now 11.57 p.m.

FACT:
I have to get up early tomorrow.

FACT:
My calculator needs dusting off.

FACT:
My table is so messy, you can't even see the bottom.

FACT:
I did not spend the whole night doing homework as I would have others believe.

FACT:
I am not over-

FACT:
Chips do not improve your health; they, however, do increase your weight so you look like a manatee.

FACT:
I need to sleep.

MYTH:
Coke does not help you stay awake... IT MAKES YOU SLEEPIER.

FACT:
It is now 11.59 p.m. and I am going to bed now.
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