Sign #642 that you might be clinically obsessed:

You keep checking your Facebook chat to see if he's online or not.
At 5.41 p.m. you check, and he's not.
At 5.45 p.m. you check again before realizing that you checked five minutes ago, and there's only a slim chance that he might have signed on in that span of four minutes.
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