"I'll be fine, I promise."
"Of course I love you. Now what's on ESPN?"
"No, I'm not hiding anything."
"I'm not lying!"
"I'm telling you she just looks like that one girl..."
"Yeah, I turned the light off."
"Honest, Officer, I thought the speed limit sign said 80."
"Nope, you don't look fat in those cowboy boots and fringed miniskirt."
"I told you, I'm not lying."
"I'm fine."
"I care about you. You're the only girl for me."
"No, of course I don't want anything for my birthday. You're all I need."


Hahaha, the lies I come up with in imagined scenarios while I'm listening to Spanish soap operas and blogging. =P
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