Why does the sun set at five thirty?
It's throwing off my biological clock.

Not to mention that it's cold.
As in freezing cold.
Shivering.
Just a bit.
Kind of.
Sorta.

"I never said I was tall."
"Well, good."
"I am taller than you though."

No prizes for who was the recipient of that unfortunate remark.
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