Me: Sorry, wrong gender.
Andrew: (bursts out laughing)
Me: So where do you think I'm from?
Ryan: Kor-
Me: Don't even finish that sentence.
Laraine: You should really be a children show host, Sam.
Me: ....
Kay Ann to Nardin: Can I call you Narnia?
Eugenia: That's the first time I've ever heard that.
Evan: No, I don't know where Singapore is.
Me: YES!
KayAnn: I like your shirt.
Me: Thank you. I like yours too! Where'd you get it?
*both of us are wearing the same shirt*
*geometry class*
Joey: So if we invert this-
Me: Oh! and we square that-
Joey: Then we can start answering this!
Brandon: Cameron, did you understand what these two are saying?
Cameron: No. Uh, dude, you a freshman?
Joey: No, I'm a sophomore.
Cameron: Oh. What about you?
Me: I'm a freshman.
Cameron: DARNIT!
Emily: (after tripping) I did not just trip over grass. None of you saw that.
Julia: Oh yes, the grass just decided to exercise its pull of gravity over you.
Emily: Nuh uhh uhh..! No sarcasm allowed at the lunch table!
Daniella: I'm bored.
Me: Me too.
Laraine: Me three.
(looks at each other)
(everyone randomly starts dancing like freaks)
Olivia: Cause you had a bad day-
Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kevin: (holding my hourglass keychain) How long do you reckon this lasts?
Matt: I say an hour.
Me: I don't think it's an hour. Five minutes, max.
Kevin: I don't think it's five minutes...
Matt: Let's carry out a scientific experiment on it!
Me: Interestiiiiing. You guys gonna hold the keychain and follow me to my next class or something?
Me: Does banging your head help you think, Nick? Cause if it does, I think Josh and me are going to help you bang it.
*later*
Me: Niiiiiick! If we fail this group project, I'm going to kill you and feed you to the sharks!
Josh: I don't think sharks want his meat. Especially his head.
Nick: Why not? I'm tasty.
Josh: Nothing inside your head.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Me: Nobody's happy?
Laraine: When I was in kindergarten I learned how to sing 'Head, shoulders, knees and toes' in Korean!
Clare: Yes, that's what we all do in Korea. *starts singing head, shoulders, knees and toes in korean*
Me: *tries to translate the song into Chinese* IT'S TOO LONGGG!
*Laraine laughs at me and then trips over the bar right beside the door*
*Laraine kicks the ball*
Everyone: MISS TOROK, WATCH OUT!
*gym teacher ducks as ball sails towards her head*
Laraine: OHMYGOODNESS I'M SORRY MISS TOROK!
*same incident happens three more times*
Mrs. Smith: Stereotypes. What do people automatically think of when they look at you?
Me: *raises hands* Everyone thinks I'm Korean.
Mrs. Smith: Waitaminute....You're not?
Nick: Pet rocks can reproduce.
Me: Huh-?
Nick: Yeah. You take one rock, and you take another rock. Knock em together hard enough, and you get a whole pile of little rocks!
Me: You need to get a life if you're observing the reproductive system of rocks, Nick.
I swear, that boy makes me wanna whack him with a binder sometimes.
Shannon: I play the piano, just like every Asian.
Nicole: I don't play the piano!
Shannon: You're not Asian!
Nicole: ...Oh, yeah.
Nardin: Money money money, always money..
Me: In a rich man's world!
Nardin: Yay!!!!
Laraine: We need ice.
Me: Okay. I'll bring the bucket, you bring the ice.
Laraine: Oka- waiiittt a minute..!
Me: The same ol' happy gang then, Ryan?
Ryan: The same ol' gloomy gang, more like..
Peter: My name is Peter Park.
*two seconds later, somebody says "-Er."*
No, i'm not kidding, that's his name. Really.
Me: So let me get this straight...our first lab experiment involves us licking lollipops?
Mrs. Spencer: Yep!
Me: Well..is it okay if we don't do it?
Mrs. Spencer: Oh yes, absolutely. I would never force a student to eat candy. I would probably be the first teacher in history to do that.
*I couldn't stop laughing when I saw people actually licking the lollipops.*
Me: I'm craving for Indian food.
Laraine: Aw, Sam, you're so random.
Minutes later..
Me: INDIAN FOOD!!!
Laraine: Okay, now that, was just freaky.
I know, random, but these small little moments do make me laugh every time I think of it.
Yes. A lot of them are inside jokes.
You won't get some.
I will explain if you ask. Lol.
Omg I have to start campaigning tomorrow..
*runs around*
Yes I got onto the ballot.
I'm so proud of myself...
Maha.
